24 Nissan 5786 · 11th April 2026
Parashat Shemini
A Devar Torah by Ben Eaton
There's a maths joke in which a young boy comes from school and his mother asks him what he learnt that day. He says, "I learnt that if I have 5 apples and you give me 4, then I have 9 apples". His mother asks him what else he learnt. He responds, "if I have 12 pears and you take away 5, then I have 7 pears". So, his mother asks him, "if you have 3 bananas and I give you 10 bananas, then how many bananas do you have?". The young boy responds, "I don't know, we haven't done bananas yet".